Disney Magic Kingdom Attractions

June 18th, 2007 · No Comments

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Is it true that there are criminal interrogation rooms backstage at Walt Disney World?

I heard a rumor that the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World has hidden criminal interrogation rooms behind or above some of their tourist attractions that they use to force information out of any individuals or employees they suspect of illegitimate activity. Does anyone know if this is true? I find it hard to believe that the happiest place on earth would have such tortuous places right there on property.

Of course they exist! The people that think they don’t are naive and seem to believe that Disney’s image is in fact how the company treats its employees. The truth of the matter is far more sinister than you would believe.

Yes, they have interrogation rooms, and that’s just the beginning of it. Ever read old eighties cyberpunk novels? About a world where corporations enjoy extraterritorial privilege, and provide everything for their employees, at the cost of personal and financial freedom, as well as the ability to find a new job. Disney is that corporation, and I am sure its only a matter of time before it secures extraterritorial rights.

I am not joking, either, Disney puts up their employees in Disney brand housing, they take the Disney brand bus to work, when they’re done at work they can go to a Disney bran park or movie theater, or they can shop at a Disney brand store(And there are many of them), they eat Disney brand food, read Disney brand books, and if they want to get an education they can attend the Disney Brand college program and eventually work in a higher position for Mother Corporation.

And the college program is, in itself, another horrible product of Disney manufacture. It’s essentially indentured servitude, a form of slavery where someone indentures themselves to a great debt in exchange for a service and later pays it back through work. They pay the college program students less than minimum wage, can make them work longer than conventional employees, and make them live in housing designated specifically for college program students(Which is also at a greatly inflated price compared to similar housing on property.) Worse, is that the college program is open to anyone, so its not just Disney employees that suffer this, they recruit from the outside.

And, if you mess up somewhere along the lines, yeah, you’ll see the interrogation rooms. They’re not something a guest will ever see under normal circumstances, they’re hidden under the tunnels. Why else would they destroy your cameras if you have to enter the tunnels due to tornado reasons? But they’ll take you there, and they’ll bully you, and intimidate you, make you give the answers they want to hear, and then terminate you when it’s done and over with. You’ll feeling scared, humiliated, and in some cases, violated. They’ll invade every aspect of your personal life, and use that as evidence against you.

Yeah, to the guests Disney is “The happiest place on Earth!” but to the people who work there, Disney is a step away from being a corporation out of some dystopian eighties novel.